Mediation is Not Magic
Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She’s a disgusting pig, right? I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. You’re disgusting.
Lorem Ipsum’s father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot.
We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before.
Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text.
Look at these words. Are they small words? And he referred to my words – if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10.